Would Saint Benedict have let you in?
The Rule of Saint Benedict, written around 530, says “an easy entrance shall not be granted”. Chapter 58 sets out the trial, step by step. Seven questions, beside the text.
The Rule is the oldest admission procedure in the West still in use. It asks for no talent and no birth: only that the candidate does not go away. Answer for yourself; nothing is sent anywhere.
Where this comes from
Benedict of Nursia wrote his Rule for the monastery of Monte Cassino around 530. Its 73 chapters became the common rule of Western monasticism. Chapter 58 is “Concerning the manner of receiving brothers”. The full translation is on Wikisource.